The Undisputed List of Hacks

Ken Levine - Reuses assets and plot, is the very definition of a hack

Gary Whitta - All his stories are about a black man in a post apocalyptic setting

DICE - Battlefield 3 doesn't support Windows 8

Satanic Warmaster - No effort into album art layout

Telltale Games - Doesn't know how to fix year old save/controller bugs

Rock, Paper, Shotgun - Finds old PC games too complex

Bioware - plagiarized Star Control II

Steve Jobs - steals ideas and claims they're his, also he died

Shinji Mikami - Vanquish and Shadows of the Damned are mediocre games

CAPCOM - On disc DLC and rereleasing titles for full price

Erik Wolpaw - Stole the idea of GlaDOS from System Shock

Tim Schafer - Steals money under they guise of crowdfunding

Nintendo - no new IPs, gimmicky consoles, rereleases the same games under different titles

Warren Spector - Can't make any good games after Deus Ex

David Cage - wants to be a movie director, but can never write a satisfying second half

Still Alive Studios - Stole mind control game ideas

Amy's Baking Company - Can't speak feline very well

Colin Kang - needs to play and return the games he borrowed; scumbag

Danny Kha - Professional bad opinion haver

Pezz - Is a blatant pedophile that is somehow not on the sex offender list

Matthew Rorie - Complains about PDA, touches Ryan's hand on camera

Gawker Media - Clickbait articles

Tumblr - Censored content after Yahoo buyout

Dragonforce - Sound enhancement pedal

Microsoft - LIVE TV AND SPORTS, revealed next gen watercooler during a video game conference

Don Mattrick - Scrawny spokesperson; double agent: left Microsoft for Zynga after sabotaging the XBox One

Dniepr Dev Team - 3 years for a half assed STALKER mod

Butterfly Labs - Promised bitcoin ASICs a long ass time ago, hasn't delivered

Valve - Cannot count to 3; steals indie mods and resells them as their own

Cryptopsy - made a deathcore album

Overkill Software - Doesn't know how to make a heist game

Hideo Kojima - Nanomachines son; Joakim Mogren was not CG

Bryan Henderson - gamed Curiosity

Todd Howard - Radiant AI MY ASS

Gunther - Dirty Man Swedish Sex Hack

Codemasters - Abandoned proper rally racing games for mobile

Gearbox - Did not make Dark Souls

Paula Deen - Sold unhealthy food; promotes diabetic treatment

Blizzard - Real Sellout Auction House

Cliffy B - Whined like a little bitch on Twitter

Ubisoft - Uplay

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